Need a classy dose of shock? Crazy Horse brings high-glam cabaret near the Champs-Élysées, with an included half-bottle of Champagne as you watch Totally Crazy, a show built around bold Parisian stagecraft. I love how the performers keep it artistic and tight rather than just random spectacle, and I love the way the drink flows without turning the night into a bar crawl. One possible drawback: this is a provocative, partial-nudity show, so if you’re expecting something more wholesome or more “traditional can-can,” you may feel mismatched.

The setting matters here. It’s a smaller-feeling experience (max 10 travelers), so you’re not lost in a huge crowd, and service stays more personal once you’re seated. The trade-off is that if you arrive late, you can end up in less ideal seats, since seating can depend on gaps and availability.

Pricing is where you should do your math. At $167.75 per person for about 1 hour 30 minutes plus Champagne, it’s not cheap, but you’re paying for a top-tier adult show in one of Paris’s most famous cabaret venues, not just “an evening out.” Also, this is the kind of ticket you want to grab ahead—on average it’s booked about 52 days in advance.

Quick hits before you go

• Champagne included: You get half a bottle of Champagne (or two other drinks per person, depending on what you choose/what’s offered with your ticket).
• Totally Crazy show: A 65-years-of-cabaret celebration built around iconic acts and bold new takes.
• Adult-only, partial nudity: Minimum age is 16; expect a provocative style.
• Intimate feel: Maximum group size listed as 10 travelers.
• Dress code rule: No shorts or sportswear; elegant attire is required even if you skip the tie.

Crazy Horse location: easy access near Alma Marceau

Crazy Horse de Paris is in Paris’s nightlife zone close to the Champs-Élysées area, and the venue is near the Alma Marceau metro stop. That location is a win if you plan a full evening out, because you can pair the show with dinner without a long commute.

Your ticket redemption point is 12 Av. George V, 75008 Paris. In practice, this helps because you’re not scrambling across the city on showtime day—you pick up at a fixed spot, then head into the venue area.

One small planning note: since you’re attending a performance night, give yourself buffer time to handle check-in, finding your seat, and settling before the show starts. Even a short delay can affect seating quality.

Totally Crazy: what the show is really going for

Totally Crazy is framed as an avant-garde cabaret highlight that celebrates 65 years of glamorous cabaret. It’s not trying to be a museum performance, and it’s not trying to be “tasteful” in the boring way. The idea is spectacle with craft—dance, music, stage effects, and an attitude that feels very Paris.

The show’s creative leadership is listed clearly: artistic direction by Andrée Deissenberg (Chief Creative Officer), with direction by Stéphane Jarny, also known for other performances like The Voice and Saturday Night Fever. The credits on the show also read like a who’s-who of major artists tied to fashion and stage work, including Philippe Decouflé, Christian Louboutin, Chantal Thomass, and performers/creators such as Dita Von Teese & Ali Mahdavi, plus Stéphane Lucas.

What this means for you: you’re going to see a mix of cabaret specialties rather than just one style of dance. Expect a show that tries to connect glamour, comedy, and performance art—often through quick transitions and strong lighting and sound design.

Champagne and drink service: how it fits your evening

Your experience includes half a bottle of Champagne or two drinks per person. That’s a practical perk because it turns the show from a pure ticket event into a proper Paris nightlife moment.

If you’re the kind of person who likes a drink but hates awkward bar lines, this is built for you. The show format is designed to keep you seated while staff handle service around your performance experience.

Also, there are upgrade options at the venue. If you ever want to level up, the listed upgrade paths include Millésime Champagne and, in one option, Champagne paired with sweet and savory canapés from a high-end Parisian patisserie. Even if you don’t upgrade, it helps to know those options exist so you’re not surprised by upsells once you’re inside.

One reality check: Champagne is included, but this isn’t a long dinner service. The drink is part of the show pacing, not a replacement for a meal.

Arriving, ticket pickup, and seating rules you should know

The venue runs multiple performances depending on the day. Listed showtimes are:

• Sunday to Friday: 8:30pm and 11pm
• Saturday: 7pm, 9:30pm, and 12am

That matters because if you pick a late show, you’ll want to keep your schedule tight. The key practical risk is arriving late. Seating can depend on where there are gaps, so being late can mean less ideal seats (especially if the front sections are already filled).

Dress code is specific, and it’s enforced in spirit even if it isn’t formal-formal. Elegant attire is required; you don’t need a tie and jacket, but no shorts, no short-pants, and no sportswear (including sports shoes). One review detail that lines up with this: casual hoodie wear didn’t cause problems for at least one attendee, as long as it wasn’t sportswear.

Plan to keep your look simple. You want comfortable elegance: shoes you can stand in for a bit, a layer for the walk-in, and nothing that will violate the venue’s dress expectations.

Inside the cabaret: what a night at Crazy Horse feels like

Crazy Horse has a reputation for being both adult-themed and art-driven, and the atmosphere reflects that. The show environment is designed to feel immersive in the sensory sense—lights, music, performer focus—rather than in the “interactive attraction” sense.

The pacing is built for engagement. Even if you’re not French or you don’t catch every lyric, you don’t need to. The show communicates through movement, staging, and the emotional tone of the performers.

Two strengths show up again and again in how people describe it:

• Dancers’ skill and precision: This is real performance talent, not just costumes and posing.
• Stage effects and lighting: The lighting design helps make scenes feel sharper and more cinematic.

There’s also a very clear adult-audience tone. This is not a “date night but family safe” option. Partial nudity and provocative performance style are part of the package, and under-16s are not permitted.

The performance content: dance, music, and the adult tone

You’ll see dance, music, and multiple types of cabaret acts within Totally Crazy. The show is built around iconic cabaret creators and signature acts, with those classics twisted for the occasion.

In terms of what to expect emotionally, think “sexy and sophisticated” rather than “strip club.” That’s the vibe the venue leans into: theatrical, polished, and designed to be watched as a performance art event.

That said, it’s also fair to say the style may not match every expectation. If you’re expecting a lot of big, traditional “can-can” style choreography in the way some other famous cabarets lean, you might feel the balance is different. The show does include plenty of body-forward spectacle, and the trade-off is that not every moment is heavy on full-blown dance sequences.

So choose this show with the right mindset. If you want glamour, theatrical performance, and a Paris adult-night experience, you’re in the right place. If you want only high-energy dance routines and minimal nudity cues, this probably won’t land.

Is it worth $167.75? Value math that makes sense

At $167.75 per person for about 1 hour 30 minutes and included Champagne, you’re paying for three things at once:

1. A top-name adult cabaret in a central Paris location
2. A packaged entertainment experience (not something you assemble yourself)
3. Included alcohol that fits the show rhythm

Compared with piecing together dinner plus random nightlife, the cost is higher—but you’re not guessing what the experience will be like. You’re buying a designed show in a famous venue with a drink included.

Where the value feels strongest:

• You’re coming to Paris for iconic nightlife and want one “serious” pick.
• You want an adult show that leans artistic and glamorous rather than gritty.

Where value can feel weaker:

• You’re unsure you’ll enjoy the provocative style and partial nudity.
• You mainly want live dance-heavy choreography and would be unhappy if the show mix is more variety-focused.

A practical tip: treat this as a highlight event. Don’t schedule a lot right before it. Give yourself time for a calm dinner nearby, a walk, and then settle in.

Who should book this Crazy Horse show (and who shouldn’t)

This fits best for:

• Couples doing a classic Paris date night
• Adults who want a famous cabaret show beyond the usual tourist checklist
• People who appreciate performance art, lighting, and stagecraft as much as movement

It’s not a great fit if:

• You’re looking for a family-friendly performance (this is not that)
• You’re sensitive to partial nudity or a provocative style
• You’re expecting a purely traditional can-can format with nonstop dance

Also, because it’s small-group sized on the booking side (max 10 travelers), it tends to suit people who don’t want chaos. You’ll likely feel like you’re part of the night rather than stuck in a massive herd.

Pair it with dinner and the rest of your evening

Crazy Horse is near the Champs-Élysées zone, so you can build a clean plan:

• Eat first (something close by)
• Walk off a little time
• Go to the show when you’re warmed up and ready to sit

Since the show itself is around 1h30, you don’t need a full all-night schedule unless you want to. The smart move is to keep your evening flexible: let dinner run normally, then prioritize arriving on time for check-in and seating.

And yes, it makes sense to compare it only in the broadest way: Crazy Horse and other big Paris cabarets feel different in tone and presentation. You’re not doing the same thing twice; you’re choosing two styles of adult entertainment.

Should you book Crazy Horse with Champagne?

Book it if you want a true Paris cabaret night with included Champagne, a polished venue, and a show that mixes glamour with performance art energy. The combination of adult-themed spectacle, strong stagecraft, and a central location makes it a solid “one big ticket” experience.

Skip it if you’re uncomfortable with partial nudity or if you’re hoping for something closer to a traditional, dance-only can-can show. In that case, your time (and money) might be better spent on a different style of Paris evening entertainment.

If you’re on the fence, I’d decide based on one question: do you want Paris to feel bold for one night? If yes, Crazy Horse is a strong pick.

FAQ

How long is the Crazy Horse show?

The show time is listed as about 1 hour 30 minutes.

What is included with the ticket for drinks?

Your package includes alcoholic beverages: half a bottle of Champagne or two drinks per person.

Does the ticket include food?

Food is not included unless you choose an upgrade option that pairs Champagne with canapés.

Is there an age limit?

Yes. The minimum age is 16, and under-16s are not permitted.

What should I wear to Crazy Horse?

Elegant attire is required. You don’t need a tie and jacket, but you must avoid shorts, short-pants, sports shoes, and sportswear.

Where do I pick up my tickets?

You redeem your ticket at 12 Av. George V, 75008 Paris, France.

Are there multiple showtimes during the week?

Yes. Sunday to Friday shows run at 8:30pm and 11pm, and Saturday shows run at 7pm, 9:30pm, and 12am.

How big is the group?

This experience lists a maximum of 10 travelers.

Can I cancel if my plans change?

Free cancellation is available up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund. Canceling less than 24 hours before the start time is not refundable.